I am going to go off the track and discuss about everyone's new favorite social networking site Twitter or "stalking for idiots". What Twitter is basically, is a site where people voice openly or "tweet" (Gay) about what the fuck they are doing, as if anyone or anything actually gives a shit. You can "tweet" (god i hate saying that) small things like "I just took a shit" or you can "Tweet" big things like "I just took a shit of The Empire State Building" or more realistically "I just got a new car" You can choose to "follow" or stalk someone's twitter page. And this is the part where it gets really retarded, you can actually send your "tweets" via text message so that you can tell everyone what the fuck you are doing on the go. The thing is "Tweets" only last about 140 characters long (abcd=4 characters).
In itself Twitter is just a blog, only shorter. If i sound like an angry old man then forgive me but, it is just so damn retarded that people call this "social networking". Do you remember Myspace before it sold out and Facebook became a much better site?? That was a true social networking site nay the first and founder of social networking. To call something like Twitter "social networking" is like taking a shit in someone's dessert and calling it ice cream. Part of me is thinking that this is just a fad and will go away soon but part of me is also thinking this might stay, and another part of me is thinking "I hope that biology test won't be too difficult".
You will not see me on Twitter anytime soon just because of a few reasons. One of the for said reason is i don't give a shit about what people are doing. If I really cared about what my friends are doing i would pick up the phone or go to their house, send them an email and NOT stalk a web page! And if people give me that excuse "But I get to meet other people", ya sure...BULL FUCKING SHIT. Hey if you want to meet other people, here is how you do it.
1. Get off your big fat lazy ass
2. Get dressed
3. Go to a popular place
4. Talk to other people
5. Repeat
My biggest problem is that all Twitter is, is blogging and very short blogging at that. And what's the point of blogging with only a 140 character limit when you can blog on blogspot with no a no character limit or is that not "trendy" enough?? You can't fit a rant or review into 140 post. No matter how short you make it. Twitter is just a fad, and it will all blow over soon. So to end all this madness I will say about Twitter to what I said about Fox News talking about Obama's selection of burger condiment selection, "What is the fucking point??".